- GEORGE CARLIN YOUTUBE PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION FULL
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This whole country has a manhood problem, big manhood problem in the USA.
Now, if this man's name had been George ***, well, he might have felt a little better about himself, and we wouldn't have had any trouble over there in the first place. A bush is a sort of passive, secondary sex characteristic. Even the name Bush, is related to the genitals without being the genitals. George has been called a wimp for so long that he has to act out his manhood fantasies by sending other people's children to die. And George Bush has been called a wimp for so long, wimp rhymes with limp. In this particular case, Saddam Hussein had challenged and questioned the size of George Bush's ***. So, as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf, nothing more than a big, prick waving *** fight. It's a subconscious need to project the *** into other people's affairs. And, of course, the bombs and the rockets and the bullets are all shaped like dicks. You don't have to be a history major or a political scientist to see the Bigger *** Foreign Policy theory. And because war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing one another in order to improve their self esteem. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate and so they have to compete to feel better. That's what all that adolescent macho, male posturing and strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about. That's what all that *** jock *** is all about. Men are insecure about the size of their dicks and so they have to go to war over it. OK? War is just a lot of men standing around in a field waving their pricks at one another. To me, war is nothing but a whole lot of prick waving. I consider, I consider them to be symbols, and I leave symbols to the symbol minded. And I got to tell you, folks, I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. And, and I don't take very seriously the media or the press in this country who in the case of the Persian Gulf War were nothing more than unpaid employees of the Department of Defense and who most of the time function as kind of an unofficial public relations agency for the United States government. My first rule, I don't believe anything the government tells me, nothing. Sad to say, most Americans just roll over on command. And I'm not a really good American because I like to form my own opinions. Now, you might be noticing I don't feel about that war, the way we were told, we were supposed to feel about that war, the way we were ordered and instructed by the United States government to feel about that war. Now, we only bomb brown people, not because they're trying to cut in on our action, just because they're brown. Can't you remember any white people we've ever bombed? The Germans, the Germans are the only ones, and the only reason for that is 'cause they were trying to cut in on our action. Well, when's the last white people you can remember that we bombed? Can you remember the last white. Iraq, Panama, Grenada, Libya, you got some brown people in your country, tell them to watch the *** out or we'll *** bomb them. That's our new job in the world, bombing brown people. Oh, we like that, don't we? That's our hobby.
GEORGE CARLIN YOUTUBE PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION FULL
Especially if your country is full of brown people. Huh? We can bomb the *** out of your country all right. But we can bomb the *** out of your country all right.
GEORGE CARLIN YOUTUBE PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION TV
Can't make a TV set or a VCR worth a ***. We're not very good at anything else anymore. We average a major war in this country every 20 years. This country's only 200 years old and already we've had ten major wars. And you know why we're good at it? 'Cause we get a lot of practice. And the war got good ratings, too, didn't it? Got good ratings.
GEORGE CARLIN YOUTUBE PRESUCK MY GENITAL SITUATION PLUS
You know my favorite part of that war? It's the first war we ever had that was on every channel plus cable. Just want to talk a little bit about that War in the Persian Gulf. Well, a lot of things have happened since the last time I saw you.
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